114 Things Sexier To A Woman Than An Unsolicited Dick Pic

I've been on SnapChat for a few months now and I'm really enjoying the rawness and silliness of it. My daughter loves the filters and I love that I don't have to stage and then aggressively edit anything before I post it.

But, so many of my female friends who use the platform have been receiving unwanted attention and nude photos from men.

114 Things Sexier To A Woman Than An Unsolicited Dick Pic

Men who seem to think that this is perfectly okay behavior and NOT sexual harassment (or even that it could place them on the federal sex offenders list [I mean, do you even KNOW how old these ladies are that you are asking to “send me nude pics?” – they could be 15!]).

Anyhoo, in one Facebook group that I'm in we regularly clue each other in on these creeps and frequently share 114 things sexier to a woman than an unsolicited dick pic.

Check them out:

1. The sound fingernails make on a chalkboard.
2. The Donald's wig and spray tan.
3. A gutted deer.
4. Dog poo.
5. Cold coffee.
6. Haggis.
7. This picture.
8. The idea of your dick touching me.
9. Butt hair.
10. Brock Turner.
11. His dad.
12. His mom.
13. This guy.
14. Waiting in line at the bank.
15. Your grandparents having sex.
16. Losing Internet during a power outage.
17. Credit card debt.
18. Rotten meat.
19. The KKK.
20. Toddler vomit.
21. In your hand.
22. At 3AM.
23. The day before a cross-country flight.
24. Sex with Donald Trump.
25. Waiting in line at the DMV.
26. B.O.
27. People who grunt and/or moan loudly while working out at the gym.
28. Boogers on the shower wall.
29. Getting kicked in the face by a horse.
30. Chocolate covered roaches.
31. Those eyeglasses that the military made people wear in the 80's.
32. Diarrhea.
33. The thought of Ted Cruz naked.
34. The burning of Atlanta.
35. War.
36. Giving birth.
37. Acid reflux.
38. Getting audited by the IRS.
39. Paying student loans.
40. Cleaning the toilet.
41. Ping pong.
42. Greasy hair.
43. Burpees.
44. That one guy at the gas station who refused to sell you gum until you smiled at him (you didn't).
45. When the condom breaks.
46. Missing teeth.
47. Finding out that your new boyfriend is on the FBI's Most Wanted List.
48. A screaming baby.
49. On an international flight.
50. When you forgot your earphones.
51. The National Rifle Association.
52. People who brag about not reading books.
53. Being allergic to chocolate.
54. Man buns (the hair kind).
55. The Putin/Trump bromance.
56. Val Kilmer's Batman.
57. Armpits.
58. Kegstands.
59. Racism.
60. Nose hair.
61. Micropenises.
62. Being told that “If you just wore make-up, you'd be so pretty”.
63. Pap smears.
64. Abstinence only sex education.
65. People who think blogging is “easy money”.
66. Changing a diaper.
67. Getting your leg humped by a dog.
68. Sandals with socks.
69. Blackheads.
70. Stretch marks.
71. Tan lines.
72. That flappy underarm thing that you get after the age of 30.
73. Dead fish smell.
74. Root canals.
75. Running out of wine.
76. Helicopter parents.
77. Athlete's foot.
78. The Murse (a man purse).
79. Adult on-set diabetes.
80. Broken air-conditioning in Texas in the summer.
81. Cleaning the cat box.
82. Chapped lips.
83. Donald Trump's tweets regarding the Khan family.
84. Nose pickers.
85. Paying bills.
86. Stale doughnuts.
87. College finals.
88. Getting kicked in the junk.
89. Farts.
90. Suppositories.
91. People who make fun of people with disabilities.
92. Slavery.
93. Getting probed by an alien.
94. Burned cheese.
95. Poor grammar.
96. People who eat all the samples at Costco.
97. New Coke.
98. Bee stings.
99. No WiFi.
100. Constipation.
101. People who ask you how much you weight.
102. Getting a mammogram.
103. Dropping your cell phone in the toilet.
104. Running out of deodorant.
105. Trance music.
106. People who drink directly out of the milk carton.
107. Smoking.
108. Cellulite.
109. Gluten-free food.
110. People who use Bing.
111. Glen Beck.
112. Pus.
113. Getting waxed.
114. Anything. Seriously, ANYTHING.

Can you add to this list of 114 things sexier to a woman than an unsolicited dick pic?