So, yeah, I got married. A recap is coming, but I feel this is an urgent issue to WHICH I MUST ATTEND. The clinking annoys me enough at other weddings, so when it happened at my own, I started mentally…
The Ranty Bride {Liz Lewis}: Vocabulary Lesson #1
Wedding Vocabulary – "Painting the Birdcage" – a symbolic gesture employed by the bride-to-be to regain control of her wedding. Image Courtesy of: Hurtwood Media We all have that friend or family member. You know, the one who volunteers to…
The Ranty Bride {Liz Lewis}: The One Where I Tell Everyone To F-Off
Stop telling me how to feel, dammit. Image Courtesy of: Flair Bridesmaids I'm tired of the shocked and appalled looks I get from people (OK, women) who don't get why I CANNOT WAIT for my wedding to be OVER already….
Liz – The Ranty Bride: Oh, The Horror (and by “The Horror”, I Mean “My White Ass”)
I am doing something controversial in preparation for my upcoming wedding. I'm tanning. Image Courtesy of: Weddings Online 1 I know, it's bad for you. I'm the first one pushing sunscreen on people. My dad was diagnosed with melanoma several…
{Guest Post} Liz Lewis – The Ranting Bride and The One Where I Get All Serious
If you recognize my name, you're probably expecting more ranting, bitching, and raving. However, today, I'm breaking it down all serious-like. Image Courtesy of: Divorce 360 Wedding planning is stressful enough if you're a totally sane, normal person with no underlying…
DIY: Map Cufflinks from Liz Lewis
I know how much Tulle Nation loooooves them some Liz Lewis (Read her bridal rants here, here, and here. But start practicing your spit takes now… you're gonna need 'em.) so today… I'm giving you a DIY courtesy of La Liz. Kick…

