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Today, I'd like to share with you my philosophy for remodeling/decorating this house. Are you ready?
Here's my ode to remodeling or, why I want my house to be more like a frat house.
A frat house?!?! Really? To which I say, yep. I want my house to be like a frat house.
My Ode to Remodeling Or, Why I Want my House to be More like a Frat House
Hear me out. I do not want the lighted beer signs so tastefully filling my rooms with their rosy glow.
No. No thank you.
- Vomited on
- Bled on
- Peed on
- Pooped on
- Stood on
- Farted on
- Pet haired on
- Eaten on
- Or anything elsed on that involves bodily functions/DNA (not going into specifics cuz y’all know how I like to keep it classy all up in here.)
Basically, The Boy and I are trying to be realistic about how we live and how we need Casa de Crap to fit into that lifestyle.
We have a cat that sheds a lot and likes to be on the furniture. We eat a lot in the living room. We both have a tendency to randomly cut or injure ourselves and bleed on stuff.
And so on… hence the “I want my house to be like a frat house” philosophy.
We also have children and you would be AMAZED at how gross those little buggers can be.
Also, I am lazy.
Children + Lazy = Frat House Remodel.
To create this type of house (but use stuff to make it look all grown-up and purdy), I’m planning on using lots of washable paint, slipcovering everything, and having hardwood/tile throughout the entire house (no carpet).
Poop on wall? I can wash that! Blood on couch? Got it! Food on floor? No worries, y’all!
So how about you guys? Are you hoping for a frat-like house? Or are you more interested in something a little more polished?
Maybe you’re doing some rooms one way and some the other? Share away!