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Uncategorized · March 19, 2012

The Ranty Bride: Registry, revisited: kitchen and dining edition OR What we’re using four months post-wedding

Cris has been giving you an AWESOME series of posts on things to add to your registry. Where do I come in? Two showers and a wedding later, I'm here to tell you what we're using the most out of…

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Ceremony · February 20, 2012

The Ranty Bride: {Fun Fact} I Pick the Best Wedding Music OR Never Trust a Big Butt and a Smile

Picking music that will keep your guests dancing is harder than it may seem. You need songs that will keep people of mixed ages, backgrounds, and rhythmic ability shaking what their mamas gave them, while mixing in an adequate amount of slower stuff because it’s a wedding, and people (i.e., moms) like an excuse to force other people (i.e., dads) to slow dance.

Ceremony, Reception · December 27, 2011

The Ranty Bride: Vocabulary Lesson #2 – Papa (or Mama)-razzi

Papa- or mama-razzi: relatives who think – because they have a digital camera and a Facebook page – they have been ordained to capture every single second of your wedding, resulting in photos of bridal party members and guests looking…

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Reception · December 12, 2011

The Ranty Bride: Glass Clinking for Kisses? Needs. To. Die.

So, yeah, I got married. A recap is coming, but I feel this is an urgent issue to WHICH I MUST ATTEND. The clinking annoys me enough at other weddings, so when it happened at my own, I started mentally…

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Ceremony, Reception · November 14, 2011

The Ranty Bride {Liz Lewis}: The One Where I Tell Everyone To F-Off

Stop telling me how to feel, dammit. Image Courtesy of: Flair Bridesmaids I'm tired of the shocked and appalled looks I get from people (OK, women) who don't get why I CANNOT WAIT for my wedding to be OVER already….

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Uncategorized · October 3, 2011

The Ranty Bride Tackles Boys and Wedding Registries

From Cris: I’m so excited to introduce a brand spankin’ new column here on Kiss My Tulle – y’all know and lurve The Ranty Bride, Liz? Weeell, she’s has kindly signed on as KMT’s newest regular contributor. That’s right, y’all…

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Ceremony · September 28, 2011

{Guest Post} Liz Lewis – The Ranting Bride and The One Where I Get All Serious

If you recognize my name, you're probably expecting more ranting, bitching, and raving. However, today, I'm breaking it down all serious-like.  Image Courtesy of: Divorce 360 Wedding planning is stressful enough if you're a totally sane, normal person with no underlying…

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Ceremony, Reception · August 29, 2011

Bridal Rant #3: Wedding Etiquette for Guests – or – Putting the d___ in D-list.

From Cris: Raise your hand if you LOVED real bride-to-be Liz Lewis's first bridal rant? How about her second? Well, brace yourself, y'all – She's baaack!   From Liz: Given that I've already ranted about the newlyweds and the family members,…

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Uncategorized · August 2, 2011

Bridal Rant #2: Wedding Etiquette for the “Well-Meaning” Family – or – The Amount of Your Gift Should be Directly Proportional to my Therapy Bills

Ahh, nothing has the capacity to throw me into a 50-minute wedding planning rant like family.

Everyone says to keep in mind that your family REALLY means well, they just have issues cutting the cord/never got their dream wedding/really hate chiffon/whatever. However, as a fellow bride, I’m on YOUR side. So, I’m writing this rant for them.

Reception · June 27, 2011

An Modern Bride’s Wedding Etiquette Rant

I got the cutest (and most honest) little bridal rant from a reader last week and I just HAD to share it with y'all. Liz Lewis is a bride planning her own wedding while also participating in the weddings of…

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Uncategorized · May 25, 2011

Wedding Wednesday: Guest List Frustrations

Well, it’s Wedding Wednesday again. And this time – it’s a biggie. We are T minus one year from…Cris and The Boy’s wedding. Eeeeee! Omgomgomgomg! At least, that’s what I was saying to myself last night when I was checking…

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I'm Cris. I live in Alaska with my husband, two kids, and two cats. I love sleeping, Disney, Marvel, and fries.

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